*aborted little brother voice* it would be my turn on the xbox…if i existed…
(via thefaggifier)
how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world
(via karda)
It’s a het ship to YOU. To ME, they are both incredibly bisexual.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but
YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!
STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!
YOU DON’T NEED MORE YARN!
THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!
boy it’s me the textiles speaking to you inside your head. you need the yarn. you need thread. your soul hungers to participate in the act of creation. you must feed it. you must buy so many beads.
(via hummingbird-hooligan)
“I ♡ trans goths”
Denton, Texas, USA
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felt an urgent need to share some toast appreciation
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Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.
Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.
These are the beans of a killer, Bella.
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don’t care didn’t ask plus this hole you put me in wasn’t deep enough and i’m climbing out right now
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